majority of these performing spunk throwing
monkeys later become daytime TV presenters or
find employment at a Butlins holiday death camp
and no one hears from them ever again
Cities can be hostile and dangerous environments
to perform original music in a zombie apocalypse
Out of town groups perform at barely advertised
gigs in small venues at night spreading location
details via word of mouth or by posting a Twitter
update one hour before they get on stage
Numbers are slim at these shows and metres
away from them are other buildings crammed
with the undead hypnotised by bad techno and
mind altering cheap liquor After playing these
gigs the musicians try to avoid the hordes of
nonsensical walkers coming out of nightclubs as
they wander the streets searching for taxi cabs in
the early hours of the morning; a getaway
vehicle is advised
The heroes of the underground music scene have
to battle overwhelming odds just like that of the
characters in The Walking Dead Television series
Tell others about original bands; the brain dead
may walk the earth but by working together we
can make our music industry alive again
Goodnight and sleep with one eye open
infection has already changed them Some
groups work together gig swap and share
information whilst the younger and more
reckless bands often play only Metalcore music
and see everyone as a threat
There are those that can't handle the terrifying
zombie world who hide and barricade
themselves in a small house hoping and praying
that everything will get back to normal and that
salvation will come to them; we call them
bedroom guitarists They don't interact with
others or form a group of their own scared of
the thought of going out in public and often
creating many compositions of their own whilst
driving themselves mad with their fear of a
self made demo getting rejected by an audience
with no brain activity
Like the survivors in The Walking Dead many
have different skills or weaponry to protect
them like a guitar case a set of drum sticks or a
rhyming dictionary Some boast passing Grade
guitar theory or have a Certificate/Diploma in
Music Technology and Sound Engineering which
as we all know are sought after requirements for
anyone claiming Jobseekers allowance (JSA)
Some stray away from fighting the zombie like
music industry and use their knowledge to
educate the young by becoming self employed
guitar or music teachers alas many of their
students fail to adapt give up and years later
take up more simple activities such as joining the
army or even become a civil servant
The walking music dead can congregate in large
numbers to form music festival crowds
sometimes travelling there in formations similar
to that of herds of cattle Acts at "T In The Park"
"Global Gathering" and "T At The Beach" for
example along with car alarms which emit
high volume repetitive sound can attract the
undead from towns many miles away This can
also be a good method for survivors to create a
tactical diversion or distraction but it can be
deadly for anyone caught up or trapped in a
rabblement of this kind Scientists and
academics have discovered that some of the
undead after roaming to an event of this nature
seek out memorabilia associated with the
horrific shit that's been on stage Thankfully the
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