RGG March 2016 - p.7
s Thrash...
r
gg
since
1995
So this year they wheeled out Coldplay for the
th time in what should have been ‘The most
boring band of all time Award’ The bland
recently played at the Superbowl halftime
show or what some viewers called it a
Coldplay concert with some football The band
got slightly political at the show and asked
everyone to “remember the refugees” which is
really no way to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow
Last year at the Brit Awards Illuminati
propaganda grandma Madonna was stair lifted
to the awards ceremony She then bombarded
us with high tech visuals and her usual army of
homosexual dancers dressed like Nazis and
Satan This year it was the turn of Rihanna who
was quite literally joined by her boyfriend
Drake simulating sexual behaviour and
twerking as if it was
all over again whilst
watching a dire webcam from a cheap brothel
Like most fixed British Award ceremonies they
logically give lots of performance time and
awards to people outside of Britain This is
achieved by having the Best International
Group Award and the International
Breakthrough Act Award In
it was Taylor
Swift Farrell Williams Foo Fighters and who
could forget seeing modest rapper Kanye “takes
it up the chuff” West twelve months ago
managing to lose himself on stage whilst
surrounded by what looked like the entire cast
of the film Menace II Society Kanye's slot was
replaced this year by Justin “chodaboy” Bieber
and bizarrely he was one of the alleged
highlights of the
ceremony Have we all
gone bloody mad or something? America can
do better than this!
Catfish and The Bottlemen won this years
award Notably for memorable songs such
as erm well I've never heard of them so
obviously that makes me pure evil for saying
the truth I'm sure I will Google them on Yahoo
later In
the award for best British
breakthrough act went to the talented Sam
Smith Arguably they didn't give it to George
Ezra that year because they can only award one
person every twelve months for having a voice
that sounds like an elderly man having their
pancreas removed via the anus
One Dire Erection won this award again for the
third time in a row which makes me wonder if
anyone at the Brits committee have ever heard
of another artist or seen another music video
However it's an incredible achievement to be
able to brainwash and bribe so many people It
seems strange that Ant and Dec were asked to
present the entire ceremony again to add
comical appeal as the entire show is a total joke
and they as hosts are about as funny as cancer
I've never actually seen a D video all the way
through Mainly because as soon as I am
accidentally exposed to them on television I
can't help automatically throwing a bag of shit
at the screen
That's all for this month Take care Now sod
off
Masterbate
BRITISHBREAKTHROUGH
ACT
BEST VIDEO
AWARD
BESTAMERICAN
AWARD
@weak13
@nickjtownsend
