Ryan's Gig Guide - January 2019

AVENGERS: ENDGAME (April 29th 2019) Marvel Studios. More superhero death rumours; Hulk gets de- feated after someone buys him a boomerang, Tony Stark (Iron man) is alone adrift in space in the Guardians of the Galaxy’s ship and inappro- priately uses an Infinity Sock which goes horribly wrong andThor becomes very depressed when he realises that half of his friends are not still playing hide-and-seek. After analysing the new trailer for 'Avengers: Endgame' we notice a shot of Thanos (played by Josh Brolin) stood in a field whilst his armour is hung up and arranged like a scarecrow; this could suggest that our purple finger-snapping villain is now a farmer; arguably producing wheat for 50/50 bread. Let's face it; the trailer revealed sod all. YODA: A StarWars Story (Release TBA) Disney A stand-alone Star Wars film for the character Yoda has been rumoured to be in production. Sources say theYoda backstory reveals how he was raised in a swamp as a green pan-sexual newt and forced (get it?) to perform numerous elegant courtship rituals before vacating his marshy spiritual home because that's the kind of idiotic storyline the arrogant President of Lu- casfilm and her millennial slaves would likely consider marketing as a kids fantasy film. Of course they aren't making a Yoda stand-alone film; what film company in their right mind would consider producing a film as stupid as that? Disney. THE WALKING DEAD: Season 9 (February 11th 2019) AMC The second half of Season 9 airs in the UK dur- ing February and no matter what they do next this has already become the best ever season of TWD; the six-year time jump that took place was the best thing for the franchise. Despite AMC previously advertising the first half of the season as "Rick's Final episodes" he isn't dead after all and will now be appearing in a trilogy of The Walking Dead Movies. To be honest I'm delighted that his son Carl was killed off in sea- son 8; he was always an annoying ball and chain for the group; my only criticism is that his char- acter death was far too drawn out and sombre; he should have just been repeatedly bashed in the brain with Negan's bat. Get over it. S P O I L E R ALERT By Nick J Townsend Your comprehensive guide to all the rumours I've started, sorry I meant heard about, in the en- tertainment world. Here are my Movie or TV show predictions for 2019. I'm Nick J Townsend and this is Spoiler Alert. This article contains Spoilers.You've been warned. 16 rgg Jan 2019 www.ryansgigguide.com